"The, hands down, most romantic wedding I've ever been to. It was beautiful, looked like it was art directed within an inch of its life, but it was just outside, they used nature and sh-t like that. But they wrote their own vows and I knew his would be good because he's real clever, he's a funny dude, he's good with a turn of phrase. I've read scripts that he's wrote and he's a really f-king clever writer. I knew he'd write something powerful. I figured Melissa, she's used to doing other people's dialogue and stuff like that she'd not be as f-king strong as Chris because she's not known as a writer. She f-king wrote some beautiful vows, bro. I was f-king bawling and you know I cry at the f-king drop of a...I cry watching Supergirl the show, but it was f-king beautiful."
Smith went on to describe their wedding as "transcendent" and note that he's never seen two other people more made for one another.
"Those two kids...in love," Smith said. "In my whole life I don't think I've ever met two people where I'm like oh my god they're literally made for each other. It was so f-king transcendent."
I fucking hate Kevin Smith. We need to bash him and Rollins way more.
Spoiler: The writer husband also wrote her vows. What? You think some vapid Hollywood types with their over the top show off wedding wouldn’t do that too? Fag
I hate this pissy eyed, unfunny, untalented vegan cunt. He is literally the luckiest man in Hollywood.
He is a series of failures with legs and transparently has to come back and whack the Clerks pinata hoping something else remains to fall out everytime he fails at doing anything else.
21 comments
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
Enough of this gaylord already.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
Seriously! What DOESN'T make this low T fag cry anymore?!
1 rykorotez 2019-09-09
20 years ago they would have prescribed him testosterone supplements. Now he's applauded for showing his "inner strength".
1 bigbird911 2019-09-09
40 years ago he woulda been upside down with a fork in his ass
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-09
For a split second I thought that said "Kevin Smith pulls a Chris Benoit" and got so fucking turgid.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-09
What the fuck happened to this dude? Just fucking end it already.
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-09
He's always been a nerdy faggot.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-09
Oh yeah definitely. Dude's just a blubbering mess of a bitch on top of all of that now. Next thing you know, he's gonna start lactating too.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-09
"The, hands down, most romantic wedding I've ever been to. It was beautiful, looked like it was art directed within an inch of its life, but it was just outside, they used nature and sh-t like that. But they wrote their own vows and I knew his would be good because he's real clever, he's a funny dude, he's good with a turn of phrase. I've read scripts that he's wrote and he's a really f-king clever writer. I knew he'd write something powerful. I figured Melissa, she's used to doing other people's dialogue and stuff like that she'd not be as f-king strong as Chris because she's not known as a writer. She f-king wrote some beautiful vows, bro. I was f-king bawling and you know I cry at the f-king drop of a...I cry watching Supergirl the show, but it was f-king beautiful."
Smith went on to describe their wedding as "transcendent" and note that he's never seen two other people more made for one another.
"Those two kids...in love," Smith said. "In my whole life I don't think I've ever met two people where I'm like oh my god they're literally made for each other. It was so f-king transcendent."
I fucking hate Kevin Smith. We need to bash him and Rollins way more.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
That's one cat I just can't put in my new flick.
1 Deadbeat_Father 2019-09-09
“The, hands down, most romantic wedding I’ve ever been to.” Jesus Christ.
1 Dominus_Odium 2019-09-09
I'm pretty sure this guy apologizes to the bull for crying while he watches.
1 Deadbeat_Father 2019-09-09
Nah, he’s begging to suck it as the wife’s pussy greedily swallows her fuck toy’s pole.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
Not his own, but this third-rate actress's. Bet that entitled 5 he married would be thrilled to hear that.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
I figured he'd probably be more likely to say that about a gay wedding, given that he's all woke and shit now.
1 Deadbeat_Father 2019-09-09
And due to his penchant for worshipping man ass. So I’ve heard.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-09-09
Spoiler: The writer husband also wrote her vows. What? You think some vapid Hollywood types with their over the top show off wedding wouldn’t do that too? Fag
1 Dominus_Odium 2019-09-09
I hate this pissy eyed, unfunny, untalented vegan cunt. He is literally the luckiest man in Hollywood.
He is a series of failures with legs and transparently has to come back and whack the Clerks pinata hoping something else remains to fall out everytime he fails at doing anything else.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
Melissa Benoist had some fucking awesome Fappening pics.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-09
Looks like I am headed to Google...
1 Felonious__Drunk 2019-09-09
Is she marrying the dude she’s fucking in all those photos? Look em up!