/u/patrickstomlinson if things are so bad why don't you do something other than whining on the internet you overly dramatic queen? A foreign agent has stolen our democracy and yet you choose to get sloshed on IPAs and watch comic book movies instead of doing something about it? What a fat coward you are, child.
Every time I read his drivel I picture him over dramatically clicking the Cheeto stained mouse button and throwing his arms up behind his fat neck proudly, as if he’s issuing call to arms. Just a disgrace of a human being on all levels.
19 comments
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-09
Always with the kids.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-09
Yes, and it's coming from a guy with no fatherly instincts at all, strange.
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-09
/u/patrickstomlinson if things are so bad why don't you do something other than whining on the internet you overly dramatic queen? A foreign agent has stolen our democracy and yet you choose to get sloshed on IPAs and watch comic book movies instead of doing something about it? What a fat coward you are, child.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-09
Doing stuff takes effort.
1 Fists_Unclenched 2019-09-09
Those C3PO action toys won’t buy themselves, child.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-09
Oohhh, a blue checkmark... Oh, wait.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-09
And then he farted.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-09
Btatwurst's are as much fun coming out as they are going in, little one.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-09
Get them, children. Leave no one standing.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
I dont negotiate with online terrorists, little one.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-09
Cringe every time
1 readyset3 2019-09-09
Every time I read his drivel I picture him over dramatically clicking the Cheeto stained mouse button and throwing his arms up behind his fat neck proudly, as if he’s issuing call to arms. Just a disgrace of a human being on all levels.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-09
Anyone have that harry potter tweet saved? It was so cringey.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
Yes, here you go.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-09
Thank you friend.
1 Dagidugidai 2019-09-09
What a cuck
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-09
"The battle is joined."
If you say this and you're not a medieval knight riding off to die, you are a faggot of biblical proportions.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-09
His syntax skills are lacking. And he's supposed to be a professional writer for chrissakes.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-09
Battle? Pat doesn’t leave his couch, child.