Patrick's next novel about intergalactic sexual conquest
21 2019-09-08 by PsychopathyRed
Raping The Universe is a tale of the exploits of Chadtrick F. Kinglinson, famous space explorer in the year 8099. Tired of frequenting his favorite bar O'Dooligan's, Chadtrick embarks on a quest to impregnate as many organisms as possible. Unfortunately, not everyone is on board with this plan... will our hero decide that "no" doesn't mean "no", or that it doesn't even matter?
9 comments
1 Mintwa 2019-09-08
We heard you!
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-08
The Reddit app stinks
1 greygooser 2019-09-08
Use Apollo, nigga
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-08
Fuck is that
1 greygooser 2019-09-08
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=apollo+reddit+app
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-08
thx bruh
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-08
No, that's not creative, child. I only put my vital essence in vessels incapable of bringing another life into Trump's world.
1 therealstinks 2019-09-08
lmao this is good
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-08
In Space, "No" Means "Yes," Child.