Patrick's next novel about intergalactic sexual conquest

21  2019-09-08 by PsychopathyRed

Raping The Universe is a tale of the exploits of Chadtrick F. Kinglinson, famous space explorer in the year 8099. Tired of frequenting his favorite bar O'Dooligan's, Chadtrick embarks on a quest to impregnate as many organisms as possible. Unfortunately, not everyone is on board with this plan... will our hero decide that "no" doesn't mean "no", or that it doesn't even matter?

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Use Apollo, nigga

Fuck is that

thx bruh

No, that's not creative, child. I only put my vital essence in vessels incapable of bringing another life into Trump's world.

lmao this is good

In Space, "No" Means "Yes," Child.