TFW your cock's big enough to mug Pulitzer Pat for drug money.

26  2019-09-07 by PringlesCanJonathan

11 comments

Not that a dedicated father and husband like Jonathan would ever be a drug addict, of course.

His only drug/aphrodisiac is making sweet Adrienne's eyes roll back in her skull upon initial penetration.

He was buying life saving drugs for children diagnosed with rare diseases, don't let patso twist it.

Jonathan volunteers at the soup kitchen by me. It’s nice that while some people shoot their mouths off on Twitter there are others out there actually making a difference.

Does he compare the soup cans to his girth?

No. It would appear modesty is also one of his virtues.

This Jonathan fellow sounds like a saint.

Did you know that “Schindler’s List” is loosely based on the time Jonathan saved Adrien and her daughter from some fat, gay, and retarded white supremacist?

Yeah, I heard that.

This man should have a statue. He seems like a deserving gentleman.

This is a man who makes babies with his creampies. No shooting blanks here.