We're two guys... that think taking care of your daughter is overrated!

76  2019-09-06 by TheRealJirnNorton

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We're two guys that fuck around on the internet instead of working while someone else pays our rent!

The Pat and Joe Show pew pew pew

HE'S AN ENTITLED WANNA-BE BIKER FAKE CONSERVATIVE WOP WHO THINKS HE CAN BE A ROCKSTAR!!

HE'S AN ULTRA-LIBERAL ALCOHOLIC PEDERAST WHO THINKS HE CAN BE A WRITER!!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE HILARITY THAT ENSUES WHEN THEY HAVE TO...SHARE AN APARTMENT?!?!?!

BRING THE KIDS AND THEIR SPIT TO THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE SUMMER: PATRICK S. TOMLINSON AND JOSEPH CUMIA JR IN:

FAKE FAGGOT FAILURES!!

Coming this Christmas.

I actually really want to see this now, can we kidnap them and set up cameras in an underground facility and make it look like Rachel and Monica's apartment but with Chandler and Joey's armchairs? Please? December's right around the corner and I've been a good boy.

Too inside you stupid faggot

I was going to just say "the set of Friends" but thought it would sound funnier if it came off more autistic. No worries though, I'm used to being too smart for the room.

I was thinking more along the lines of 'Saw', but I guess Friends sounds just as good...

MOVIE EVENT OF THE SUMMER

Coming this Christmas.

Normally this is where one of us would call you a faggot in a creative way but I am not creative enough, faggot.

We're two guys who steal the creative work of others to make ourselves famous!

*think we are famous!

*We're two fat outta shape gays...

A) Ride bitch on the back of Fagtricks bike from Milwaukee to Chicago B) Spend a night listening to live Bovine Joe music C) Rape an immediate family member

Which one you goin with?

Joe can at least play. He's a talented "hobbyist musician" according to BOC.

Fatrick makes the most infuriating faces/poses. He’s gonna make bust a blood vessel soon.

Were two guys who have sex with children.

One can't get his daughter to school, the other one goes to schools to prey on others daughters. Garbage humans.

This is great. Patrick and Joe hate each other so conflating them could cause a retard war. I would fully and unironically back Joe and call myself a true fan of he came after Patrick. U/doxxer100 this is your path to redemption, hotdog man.

This is great. Patrick and Joe hate each other so conflating them could cause a retard war. I would fully and unironically back Joe and call myself a true fan of he came after Patrick. u/doxxer100 this is your path to redemption, hotdog man.

Remember when he tried to join forces with him and take down The Sub™️ like a Marvel team up story?

Just imagine:

Samcro Joe and Pulitzer Pat vs The Forces of Autism: The O&A Subreddit strikes again!

Sadly it was not to be "We are born enemies".

Sigh.

Of course I remember, that's why I say Pat is way worse. At least Joe and I can agree on a few things, Pat would get assraped by Somalians and feel bad about their 'hard lives.'

At least Joe and I can agree on a few things

You drive a Fiat, too?

Agreed. I like to piss off Joe, but I genuinely hate Fagtrick.

We're two guys who think the best way to deal with trolls is to engage with them more than you do with your friends and family!

Two guys who never bring their daughter to school on time (or at all)

Does fatprick cut his own fucking hair?

With a Flo-Bee.

Joe is a much better father than Fat Pat. Let's not sell him short