Thanking me lucky stars we have our own lolcow who never stops givin

76  2019-09-06 by Jung_Skywalker

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Child, I am definitely not a rainbow-shitting leprechaun, child. I have a THRUXTON, a powerfully gay steed powered by bull semen and SNW upcummies.

Feels like Christmas came early.

Patrick celebrates Kidsmas.

I wondered where the fuck my baby jesus in my manger scene went last Christmas. Not only is this fuck a pedophile but he's a god damn thief too. I have the receipt for that jesus figurine Fatrick you five finger discount child.

Feliz Navidad, niƱo

Feliz NeverADad, child.

"I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat....... Political Firebrand!"

My careful my child, you wouldn't want to end up as a sharp-tongued rapscallion in Pat's new literary art piece.

He would be "Sung_Jkywalker"