Real Talk, Fellas
22 2019-09-06 by PsychopathyRed
As subs keep getting shut down, fatigue builds up in all of us. Luckily we have the advantage because our enemies - Joe, Nana, Jim, Sam and Pat - are an unhealthy mixture of alcoholics, fat fucks, junk eaters and cum lovers. However, we need to prioritize our health to continue to dominate.
This will be controversial, but after months of study and with a degree of personal experience I've come to the conclusion that the best diet is one that is majority carnivorous, anti-oxalate (fag ass shit found in vegetables and nuts that proves that vegans are literally sick) and anti-grain and wheat at any cost (except for cheat days).
In doing this, my shitposting has improved and I haven't had to feel guilty for not eating some bitch ass veggies and for eating nothing but steak, bacon and eggs with whole milk.
Begin your own research, but I may post links I found helpful.
I still have old habits - red wine or brandy but no other liquors or beer - and I generally feel fine and not sluggish. But I no longer make lentil soup. And nobody should, leave that shit for the vegan niggers.
Yes... it can be tough. But I remind myself of our aforementioned enemies, and I don't want for us to resemble any of them.
"No yolk, scumbag."
- a useless piece of shit with legs
28 comments
1 varamyr6skin 2019-09-06
I'm eating crackers and peanut butter right now.
Not sure if I'm doing it right, also you should start a cult.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
The sex cult idea is good.
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-09-06
Call us r/RKelly
1 SpikeSpiegel__ 2019-09-06
I hate the “carnivore diet” trend.
It’s a bunch of corny white people influenced by Jordan Peterson and his annoying daughter or that ogre Shawn Baker and they all feel superior because of their boring as shit diet.
Although I 100% agree animal fat/protein is the most nutritious food one can consume, I cannot stand these assholes refusing to admit that pizza and ice cream are objectively delicious after they become strict “carnivores”.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
I love pizza and ice cream and I initially avoided carnivore because Peterstein promoted it. I'd never be a "carnivore purist".
I say don't knock it til you try it. I went on it because vegetables were making me feel like shit, and spiting vegans is a plus.
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-06
I don't care what you shove in your cock pocket. If the sub gets banned just find the next one.
Anyway good talk, but I wanna see what Snowey thinks, Snnoooowwweeeeyyyyy!
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
You do care what I put in my cock pocket. Don't fib, little sweet apple pie child.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-06
I felt like shit the way I used to eat so I went to the doctor and had all my levels checked. I was deficient in a few areas. I was like, I gotta make a drastic change here!
I researched keto and made the switch. It's been an excellent 6 months for me so far. I got retested a month in and all my levels fell within the normal range.
I eat eggs and bacon (or sausage) for breakfast (it used to be oatmeal!) cooked in butter or real pork lard, and don't get hungry again until dinner where I'll have either steak, pork chops, chicken, or hamburger (cooked in either olive oil, lard, or butter). Those are my mains. For dairy I have yogurt.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
My nigga
1 Hamburger212 2019-09-06
can we get a JUST SHITTING ON JOE sub please?
I hate this Fatrick fellow but I need to fight the real enemy
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-06
There are a few alternate subs you could promote and move to for more dedicated Joe hate. Because yeah, this sub is pretty much a Pat sub.
1 Hamburger212 2019-09-06
weeeeell, we're waiting?
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-06
Oh, sorry! Figured you knew them. Here's a screenshot cuz I'm too lazy to provide direct links.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-06
Yasss Queen
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-06
The majority of what I eat is red meat, potatoes and eggs. But I need the lentils because I'm a binge drinker and they make me shit normal.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
What do you drink? This is key.
Now, I do love potatoes, but they're worthless nutrient-wise. Cottage cheese is better substituted with feta and feta makes a great cold lunch meal with mince and sauerkraut.
Also, "shitting normal" makes no difference unless you're drinking the right amount of water. This can get gotten into later.
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-06
Mainly rye. I get into the bourbon every now and then. I always drink tons of water since I dehydrated at work a couple years ago and I tore a muscle in my forearm and my legs just straight up gave out and stopped working. Lentils definitely help you take decent, non-painful shits though. After a night of drinking without the lentils I wake up and take a mucousy liquid shit that burns and I really have to strain to get it out. With lentils I wake up and take an enormous, solid dump that slides out like butter. It's pretty amazing.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
If you're gonna stick with whiskey-like liquor, switch to brandy. That's my pragmatic advice regarding being an alcoholic lol
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-06
I'll give it a try. I've been thinking I need to switch to something less rowdy on my insides. I perpetually have heartburn. It probably doesn't help that I only ever drink straight shots.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
Yeah that's bad. That's why I recommend wine. You'd probably get drunker quicker with less liver damage and it has health benefits.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-06
I lost 40 lbs doing keto and working out more. Now I just responsibly, watch calories, and I’ve maintained the weight loss for 2 years. It works
1 praise_st_mel 2019-09-06
Lentil soup with bacon is the shit, you savage.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
Not as good as straight bacon, unfortunately.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-09-06
Thats why you buy two packs.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
Just eat bacon and then a steak and you won't have fucking time for lentils. This is what I'm preaching nigger
1 praise_st_mel 2019-09-06
I already do, i just like more than 3 fucking foods you weirdo.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-06
Well what do you think, I don't like other foods? I love spinach, I love pasta... all I'm saying is, you have to eat out of necessity and make the best of it.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-06
All you people are stupid. If you truly want to lose weigh, just make a post on facebook saying how you will lose 20 pounds and take selfies of yourself at the gym. It's just that easy folks.