How many times does it have to be said? He isn't fat! He simply has excess body fat as a result of eating large amounts of fatty food and drinking large amounts of beer. What about this is too hard for you to understand? Are you stupid or something?
My favorite part of this is that he bothered converting the weight to metric on the off-chance a Euro were to stumble across this fucking disaster. Pat, why would anyone try to intentionally look like you, child?
I think it's somewhat believable because it's only a little over a mile a day. He could run a little over a 5k only twice a week and hit 400 miles. You can slow jog that in 45 minutes.
There is absolutely no way that goober can bench 250 even for one. Not a chance. Sadly, the sub has seen him shirtless and there isn't a shred of muscle present.
Not to mention, nobody benches 250 lmao. Who the fuck is gonna rack 2 45's, 1 10, and 1 2.5 lbs weight? Nobody does that unless they are trying to max. His tubby ass would be lucky to bench 185 at his peak anyway
I did think about that but theres plenty of youtubes of people benching 250. I didn't sit there counting plates or anything, maybe its a round off. In any case, I don't even think he could do the bar for 10.
So Googling "average marathon running miles per year" results in the following:
Most marathon training plans range from 12 to 20 weeks. Beginning marathoners should aim to build their weekly mileage up to 50 miles over the four months leading up to race day. Three-to-five runs per week is sufficient. The vast majority of these runs should be done at a relaxed pace.
If Fatrick does 1/2 marathons and runs 400 miles per year, he runs 7.7 miles per week. Based on the assumptions above, a beginning marathoner who is training for a 1/2 marathon would run 25 miles per week. If they train for the average of 16 weeks, they would run 400 miles equivalent to Fatrick. That fat slob can't even compete with a novice runner. Obviously this is just a though experiment as that fat goon only goes to the gym to take selfies and then leave.
So if you were to believe the science, as any true climate change advocate would; that would mean that [checks notes] Fatrick is a dirty, lying faggot. Is that correct?
The IAEA concluded in a peer reviewed white paper that , "Patrick Tomlinson is a giant fat faggot who rapes children." These are some of the top scientists in the world declaring this. Who am I to argue?
I run recreationally and only occasionally do half marathons and stuff but I still managed to run a little over 1600 miles last year and I'm on pace to just about match that this year as well. The 400 mile figure is precipitously low, especially for someone who allegedly does multiple in a year.
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7 SpikeSpiegel__ 2019-09-05
What proves he’s a failure most is his current plumpness after running marathons for the past five years.
5 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-05
That's just my summer blubber coming in, child. It helps regulate my temperature.
1 Killgore 2019-09-05
How many times does it have to be said? He isn't fat! He simply has excess body fat as a result of eating large amounts of fatty food and drinking large amounts of beer. What about this is too hard for you to understand? Are you stupid or something?
6 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-05
My favorite part of this is that he bothered converting the weight to metric on the off-chance a Euro were to stumble across this fucking disaster. Pat, why would anyone try to intentionally look like you, child?
7 GroovyBastard 2019-09-05
"My books are syndicated in all 50 states... AND London, child."
5 ellencakehorn 2019-09-05
Oh my God I need to see PST on PFG now
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-05
Holy shit Scorch is in Wisconsin too - we need to make this happen
5 Magicmetalknight 2019-09-05
He asked himself all the questions, the other ones were asked by his alts
5 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-05
Is he counting his runs to the toilet under the 400 mile figure?
5 GeMigMat 2019-09-05
I also had trouble believing that one
3 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-05
I think it's somewhat believable because it's only a little over a mile a day. He could run a little over a 5k only twice a week and hit 400 miles. You can slow jog that in 45 minutes.
5 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-05
There is absolutely no way that goober can bench 250 even for one. Not a chance. Sadly, the sub has seen him shirtless and there isn't a shred of muscle present.
4 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-05
Not to mention, nobody benches 250 lmao. Who the fuck is gonna rack 2 45's, 1 10, and 1 2.5 lbs weight? Nobody does that unless they are trying to max. His tubby ass would be lucky to bench 185 at his peak anyway
3 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-05
I did think about that but theres plenty of youtubes of people benching 250. I didn't sit there counting plates or anything, maybe its a round off. In any case, I don't even think he could do the bar for 10.
4 GumAndPennies 2019-09-05
Also note the incorrectly-placed apostrophe in “Brewers,” proving that Patso stinks as both a writer and a sports fan.
2 kingship75 2019-09-05
I can afford an editor, my sweet, summer child.
3 SensibleKeks 2019-09-05
So Googling "average marathon running miles per year" results in the following:
If Fatrick does 1/2 marathons and runs 400 miles per year, he runs 7.7 miles per week. Based on the assumptions above, a beginning marathoner who is training for a 1/2 marathon would run 25 miles per week. If they train for the average of 16 weeks, they would run 400 miles equivalent to Fatrick. That fat slob can't even compete with a novice runner. Obviously this is just a though experiment as that fat goon only goes to the gym to take selfies and then leave.
2 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-05
So if you were to believe the science, as any true climate change advocate would; that would mean that [checks notes] Fatrick is a dirty, lying faggot. Is that correct?
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-05
The IAEA concluded in a peer reviewed white paper that , "Patrick Tomlinson is a giant fat faggot who rapes children." These are some of the top scientists in the world declaring this. Who am I to argue?
1 tstein2398 2019-09-05
I run recreationally and only occasionally do half marathons and stuff but I still managed to run a little over 1600 miles last year and I'm on pace to just about match that this year as well. The 400 mile figure is precipitously low, especially for someone who allegedly does multiple in a year.
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1 percykaramello 2019-09-05
There has been no more insufferable person to ever walk this Earth.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-05
Danny Ross is still out there somewhere
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-09-05
Holy dogshit. He fucking STINKS
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-09-05
Benching half your body weight is not impressive