It's like 3 sentences too long, on top of that each new thought makes absolutely no sense. It sounds like word salad. "I've got your six?" SOMEBODY STOLE OUR SIX, AY DIOS MIO
He thinks everything he writes is profound and whimsical. While in reality, his dedication pages are full of disjointed, non-parallel, and nonsensical sentences.
And don't authors normally dedicate books to family, friends, or mentors? He seems to have none of these meaningful people in his life.
Even worse than that was one of our own faggot sub members who wrote: "I bet Pat wrote that dedication visualizing some 12 year-old girl reading it, looking up with a mischievous smirk, then running out into the midday sun because she realized she was not only good enough to play with the boys; she couldbeatthe boys."
If whoever wrote that comment is reading this: Fuck you, nigger, for permanently implanting that repulsive visual in my mind.
That shit is such cringe writing... it's not even high school tier... he's so desperate to sound like the rebel, intellectual, bar fighter that you can tell he's never experienced any real violence in his pathetic life.
It sounds to me as if he is trying to embolden white supremacists. Naive dreamers willing to risk it all for an ethnostate. A literal long fight ahead against demographics. And Pat has their back?
I use a lot of clever snark in my writing, child. Of course he includes "I've got your six". He's trying to rape and molest every child in sight. Beware children he won't use lube, he's fucking cranky. God I hate you fatty patty, you are a bigger faggot than the Cumias at this point.
Well Patrick was apparently embarrassed by this enough to have it removed. I guess that legitimizes the trashing it's received in this thread considering Patrick himself didn't feel as if he could stand by it. Would anybody mind reposting it?
43 comments
5 Magicmetalknight 2019-09-05
Someone should post this embarrassment on r/cringe
4 percykaramello 2019-09-05
Done
2 kingship75 2019-09-05
I like when we branch out.
4 ThatNiggaDre 2019-09-05
It's like 3 sentences too long, on top of that each new thought makes absolutely no sense. It sounds like word salad. "I've got your six?" SOMEBODY STOLE OUR SIX, AY DIOS MIO
1 percykaramello 2019-09-05
He's apparently an avid Call of Duty fan.
1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-09-05
I can’t understand you, you’re saying stupid shit.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-05
It means 'I've got your back'. It's military talk. Like, "Charlie is at 3 o'clock!", "OK, I've got your 6".
4 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-05
He thinks everything he writes is profound and whimsical. While in reality, his dedication pages are full of disjointed, non-parallel, and nonsensical sentences.
And don't authors normally dedicate books to family, friends, or mentors? He seems to have none of these meaningful people in his life.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-05
Stay calm & protect minorities tho'.
(only a white supremacist would assume they're too weak to protect themselves)
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-05
Patso's ego ensures that every sentence he writes has to be one or more of the following:
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-05
And ends with child.
3 StraightWeather2 2019-09-05
Ugh.
Even worse than that was one of our own faggot sub members who wrote: "I bet Pat wrote that dedication visualizing some 12 year-old girl reading it, looking up with a mischievous smirk, then running out into the midday sun because she realized she was not only good enough to play with the boys; she could beat the boys."
If whoever wrote that comment is reading this: Fuck you, nigger, for permanently implanting that repulsive visual in my mind.
3 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-05
That was me on a different account, child. (Seriously).
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-05
You're still hilarious!
1 StraightWeather2 2019-09-05
I hate your perfect picture-painting nigger way of writing, nigger.
But you also made me hate Pat even more with that post because I'm positive that's exactly what he was thinking, so...it evened out in the end.
2 Mintwa 2019-09-05
That is so fucking bad and 100% true.
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3 DentureChamp1488 2019-09-05
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2 StraightWeather2 2019-09-05
BAD BOT.
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1 mvcv114 2019-09-05
Get in the coffin. DIE!
1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-09-05
You fucking cunt.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-05
bad bot
nigger.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-05
Ok well thanks for getting that gay image in my head now. I hope Fatrick calls you a child one day to really devastate your ego.
1 kingship75 2019-09-05
Let's not say anything we can't take back, little one.
1 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-05
Pat visualizes 12 year girls doing lots of things, child. Pissing, taking shits, being raped, the list goes on.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-05
Here is an actual visual. All Disney movies look like this now.
3 percykaramello 2019-09-05
That shit is such cringe writing... it's not even high school tier... he's so desperate to sound like the rebel, intellectual, bar fighter that you can tell he's never experienced any real violence in his pathetic life.
2 OnArefugee 2019-09-05
In that photo of him as a teen it definitely looks like he's been crammed in a few lockers... and probably had his locker crammed in a few times.
1 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-05
Other than sexual violence against children.
2 Icon_Crash 2019-09-05
"And if my ex-wife is reading this, you need to stop lying about not loving me. We both know you're lying. Stop lying and love me."
2 of_lower_stock 2019-09-05
Fucking terminal douche chills.
1 mvcv114 2019-09-05
A retard could write a better dedication. What a fat, self-aggrandizing buffoon.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-05
Fag
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-05
Sit at a family chain restaurant, getting drunk and eating slop.
Cry about having your faults noticed.
Never look inward.
1 JewishLampshade 2019-09-05
It sounds to me as if he is trying to embolden white supremacists. Naive dreamers willing to risk it all for an ethnostate. A literal long fight ahead against demographics. And Pat has their back?
This man is unhinged.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-05
I use a lot of clever snark in my writing, child. Of course he includes "I've got your six". He's trying to rape and molest every child in sight. Beware children he won't use lube, he's fucking cranky. God I hate you fatty patty, you are a bigger faggot than the Cumias at this point.
1 ArgumentChamp 2019-09-05
I've got your dicks. And I'm really fucking hangry.
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-05
It looks like he ripped off an old apple commercial for the imac
2 kingship75 2019-09-05
I wish someone would throw a sledgehammer through his head.
*This post is satirical in nature and references a commercial from Apple Corp. It does condone or encourage harm against anyone.
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-05
Here it is. Patty copied this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFEarBzelBs
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-05
Funny way of saying you have no loved ones
1 Killgore 2019-09-05
Well Patrick was apparently embarrassed by this enough to have it removed. I guess that legitimizes the trashing it's received in this thread considering Patrick himself didn't feel as if he could stand by it. Would anybody mind reposting it?
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-05
What would you say is more cringey : this, or that "get them, children" tweet?