Why must this degenerate only see his wife as a receptacle for his sugar-laden man junk? He does not honor her right to own her own body. No wonder he loves abortion so much. Other people are things to him.
Pats right though. All 16 of my super hot girlfriends with huge boobies texted me with this news and they all want to slather my 14 inch dick in reddiwhip and clean me off at the same time.
"Well I know what canned whipped cream product I'm using during sex from now on...did I mention that I have sex by the way? Yep, I sure do have sex. That means I'm cool, child."
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1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-05
So he'll put fake whipped cream on the cough syrup he feeds kids to lower their resistance?
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-05
Why must this degenerate only see his wife as a receptacle for his sugar-laden man junk? He does not honor her right to own her own body. No wonder he loves abortion so much. Other people are things to him.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-05
He admittedly only planned to have a one night stand with her and than dump her.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-05
Pat isn’t getting sex. He’s too drunk and gets winded just getting off the couch. Nikki gets drunk to pass out so she has an excuse.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-05
Can't have anything Republican advertised. You would think Redi wip would know by now.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-05
Unless you're a feeder food and sex is gross.
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-05
Pats right though. All 16 of my super hot girlfriends with huge boobies texted me with this news and they all want to slather my 14 inch dick in reddiwhip and clean me off at the same time.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-05
Show everyone you're a red hot sexual being... by referencing something that was risque & adventurous in the 1970s.
& of course he needs to add calorie intake to sex.
& of course he ends a tweet with a plural for children.
1 Confetti_Head 2019-09-05
Patso likes imagining dicks covered in whipped cream. Fat and gay.
1 Confetti_Head 2019-09-05
"Well I know what canned whipped cream product I'm using during sex from now on...did I mention that I have sex by the way? Yep, I sure do have sex. That means I'm cool, child."
1 therealstinks 2019-09-05
why does he say kids and child all the time jessu
1 Mintwa 2019-09-05
He is obsessed with them. Disturbing stuff.