Theory: Patrick calls us "child" because he's looking to fill the paternal void left in his soul after signing away his parental rights

30  2019-09-04 by TheRealJirnNorton

Or maybe he's just a fucking boring idiot. Idk.

4 comments

1  OnArefugee 2019-09-04

I think it's a window into how he would raise a child. Why wouldn't Adrienne want her baby to be raised in part by a "father" like that? He wouldn't survive a day. "Hush, child, no you do not need a bottle. Bye bye now."

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-09-04

DON’T TOUCH MY MILLENIUM FALCON, CHILD.

1  fawwkyeah 2019-09-04

”Oh you were supposed to go to school today, child? Sweetheart, I have to finish writing my new alien lesbian trans queer pro abortion novel, go away.”

1  CuckedInMilwaukee 2019-09-04

I suspect it's the latter.