August 2nd. The peak of mini-marathon training season.

36  2019-09-03 by PringlesCanJonathan

13 comments

Looking absolutely ripped. He’s gonna crush it!

These are facial muscles, child.

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Worth noting that in the full picture he's seated next to his BFF, pedophIle apologist Cat Rambo. He's also so well respected in his field that they forgot to include his completely unnecessary middle initial, just like that Scientology contest did.

Of course he is sitting the furthest from the PoC. Fucking racist.

Old testament sex God.

He dresses like an overgrown child

Wrong again, child, I dress like a respectable modern gentleman.

WE HEARD YOU!!

Wrong again, child, I dress like a modern respectable gentleman.

Wrong again, child, I dress like a respectable modern gentleman.

Wrong again, child, I dress like a respectable modern gentleman.

Easily 300 lbs here.