Pat's a really good runner, check out how he passes this mom, real badass!

74  2019-09-02 by PatPadawanPedo

57 comments

He has the same body as Rosie O'Donnell

Same pitbull sneer too.

And the fists of Bobo.

same size dick too

Same dick holes is his underwear too

That's why she follows him on Twitter.

I think she's about to pass him and he's panicking. Time to clock her with a sucker punch and throw a MAGA hat on her.

People don't usually run in hoodies since they're so heavy and warm. I wonder why Pat opted to do so rather than wear something more athletic and form fitting like the woman he's so desperate not to lose to here?

He needed everyone around him to know he is the proud owner of a v6 mustang.

BULLIT mustang actually. So slightly better than a regular 2007 GT (meaning not even as good as the newer v6’s)

People don't usually run in hoodies since they're so heavy and warm

Fighters sometimes will if they're trying to make weight but that's obviously not what's going on here. Patso is making the fat guy mistake of thinking baggy clothing makes him look slimmer. It does not.

I like to think he’s acutely aware of what would happen to him online if a picture of his flabby tits in a lycra outfit were to surface. No effect.

doofy fuckin idiot

4546? Was that his weight last year from the state fair?

She looks like she's casually singing a song and he has pain and futile determination on his face. He looks like he's probably making the Waterboy noise

What's the difference Pat you're still in the lowest percentile

Beer drinkin nigga

Oh and he's also wearing a Mustang sweatshirt because he owns a Mustang he calls Susan.

Does he really call his car Susan? My god, he's more interesting than we thought.

Where are all these marathon pictures coming from??!! I need to know.

If you enter a marathon or any running event a scam company called Marathon Foto take thousands of shitty automatic blurry pictures which they then try to sell you for $50

Chubby Chaser

Look at this fat tub straining every sinew to breaking point just to get past a woman jogging while holding her purse.

What a fatso.

Pat is the guy that wears a tshirt in the pool.

Joe owns the rights to wearing T-shirt’s in the pool. Watch out for the DMCA.

Just noticed the girl (I think) in the purple hood, top left of picture. Is looking in Pats direction and clearly pissing herself laughing...

Her and her friend are both enjoying the fat guy make a fool of himself.

Holy shit it's so obvious. They think his attempt at bettering himself is hilarious.

I think they’ve never seen an adult male run with such a grimly determined, thundering baby elephant gait.

Good eye

Faggot's still asleep.

*still blackout drunk

Why are they making him wear a sign that says how many man dicks he has put in his dumper?

He punches Nazis. Check yourself.

He runs like Mike Myers playing Middle-Aged Man.

Oh sweet summer slow child

He looks like he's running away from something his Dad said.

Or a gang of high school bullies trying to give him a swirly.

Pulitzer Pat wins again man!

She’s lucky that’s just a red shirt she’s wearing.

Downsy

Nice grade school wigger look stupid

Right at the finish line to feel like a man.

Why is this fat fuck wearing a hoodie and mom jeans during a marathon?

Nice flat-footed running, stupid

He said "I can smell your cunt"

/u/patrickstomlinson comment, fat child?

When someone tells you the free donuts and black dicks at the finish line are almost gone.

Child sodomizing hips. What a fucking unathletic gait. Stride of a middle aged lesbian.

I'm not on the spectrum, child.

He is the most un-athletic person alive.

Rrrrrgh! I’m gonna get you, you Nazi fascists! Here I come! Rawr!

This is the look of one of those autistic kids that screech up to you and try to hit you with the front of their wrist

Mustang Saggy! 🎶

Retard strength- 5TH GEAR

When he qualified, they gave him his pant size for his number: 45-46.