People don't usually run in hoodies since they're so heavy and warm. I wonder why Pat opted to do so rather than wear something more athletic and form fitting like the woman he's so desperate not to lose to here?
People don't usually run in hoodies since they're so heavy and warm
Fighters sometimes will if they're trying to make weight but that's obviously not what's going on here. Patso is making the fat guy mistake of thinking baggy clothing makes him look slimmer. It does not.
She looks like she's casually singing a song and he has pain and futile determination on his face. He looks like he's probably making the Waterboy noise
If you enter a marathon or any running event a scam company called Marathon Foto take thousands of shitty automatic blurry pictures which they then try to sell you for $50
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1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-09-02
He has the same body as Rosie O'Donnell
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
Same pitbull sneer too.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-02
And the fists of Bobo.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-02
same size dick too
1 barlowqt 2019-09-02
Same dick holes is his underwear too
1 percykaramello 2019-09-02
That's why she follows him on Twitter.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-02
I think she's about to pass him and he's panicking. Time to clock her with a sucker punch and throw a MAGA hat on her.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-09-02
People don't usually run in hoodies since they're so heavy and warm. I wonder why Pat opted to do so rather than wear something more athletic and form fitting like the woman he's so desperate not to lose to here?
1 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-09-02
He needed everyone around him to know he is the proud owner of a v6 mustang.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-02
BULLIT mustang actually. So slightly better than a regular 2007 GT (meaning not even as good as the newer v6’s)
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
Fighters sometimes will if they're trying to make weight but that's obviously not what's going on here. Patso is making the fat guy mistake of thinking baggy clothing makes him look slimmer. It does not.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-09-02
I like to think he’s acutely aware of what would happen to him online if a picture of his flabby tits in a lycra outfit were to surface. No effect.
1 rdoran93 2019-09-02
doofy fuckin idiot
1 peckaface 2019-09-02
4546? Was that his weight last year from the state fair?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-09-02
She looks like she's casually singing a song and he has pain and futile determination on his face. He looks like he's probably making the Waterboy noise
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-02
What's the difference Pat you're still in the lowest percentile
Beer drinkin nigga
1 PatPadawanPedo 2019-09-02
Oh and he's also wearing a Mustang sweatshirt because he owns a Mustang he calls Susan.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-02
Does he really call his car Susan? My god, he's more interesting than we thought.
1 ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-02
Where are all these marathon pictures coming from??!! I need to know.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-02
If you enter a marathon or any running event a scam company called Marathon Foto take thousands of shitty automatic blurry pictures which they then try to sell you for $50
1 bigbird911 2019-09-02
Chubby Chaser
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-02
Look at this fat tub straining every sinew to breaking point just to get past a woman jogging while holding her purse.
1 SibHashian13 2019-09-02
What a fatso.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-02
Pat is the guy that wears a tshirt in the pool.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-02
Joe owns the rights to wearing T-shirt’s in the pool. Watch out for the DMCA.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-09-02
Just noticed the girl (I think) in the purple hood, top left of picture. Is looking in Pats direction and clearly pissing herself laughing...
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-02
Her and her friend are both enjoying the fat guy make a fool of himself.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
Holy shit it's so obvious. They think his attempt at bettering himself is hilarious.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-09-02
I think they’ve never seen an adult male run with such a grimly determined, thundering baby elephant gait.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-02
Good eye
1 PoliticalFirebrand 2019-09-02
/u/patrickstomlinson comment?
1 PatPadawanPedo 2019-09-02
Faggot's still asleep.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-02
*still blackout drunk
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-09-02
Why are they making him wear a sign that says how many man dicks he has put in his dumper?
1 percykaramello 2019-09-02
He punches Nazis. Check yourself.
1 naked_militiaman 2019-09-02
He runs like Mike Myers playing Middle-Aged Man.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-02
Oh sweet summer slow child
1 magnetophon204 2019-09-02
He looks like he's running away from something his Dad said.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-02
Or a gang of high school bullies trying to give him a swirly.
1 Ichise420 2019-09-02
Pulitzer Pat wins again man!
1 WisconsinSlasher 2019-09-02
She’s lucky that’s just a red shirt she’s wearing.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-02
Downsy
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-09-02
Nice grade school wigger look stupid
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-09-02
Right at the finish line to feel like a man.
1 Zzzbobo 2019-09-02
Why is this fat fuck wearing a hoodie and mom jeans during a marathon?
1 Mr_Hotshit 2019-09-02
Nice flat-footed running, stupid
1 notasodomite 2019-09-02
He said "I can smell your cunt"
1 fatty-patty- 2019-09-02
/u/patrickstomlinson comment, fat child?
1 RacistPigeon 2019-09-02
When someone tells you the free donuts and black dicks at the finish line are almost gone.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-02
Child sodomizing hips. What a fucking unathletic gait. Stride of a middle aged lesbian.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-02
I'm not on the spectrum, child.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-02
He is the most un-athletic person alive.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-02
Rrrrrgh! I’m gonna get you, you Nazi fascists! Here I come! Rawr!
1 bigbird911 2019-09-02
This is the look of one of those autistic kids that screech up to you and try to hit you with the front of their wrist
1 bigbird911 2019-09-02
Mustang Saggy! 🎶
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-09-02
Retard strength- 5TH GEAR
1 mvcv114 2019-09-02
When he qualified, they gave him his pant size for his number: 45-46.