You thought you owned this website. Bigger people had wilted before you in the past. You'd never faced consequences before. Your victims made national news, and yet you kept trolling on. You really, truly believed you were untouchable.
And then you fucked with me.
I can shut you down with a keystroke. I haven't, because I sincerely enjoy watching all of you squirm as you fail to recapture what you used to be. But it's growing tedious. You're not delivering.
If eating giant turkey legs is a key qualifier for being a medieval king, then I'd say Patty is well on his way. Judging by the recent pics, I'd say he's picked up the pace over the past few months.
Pat came to the closest to "winning, " people actually took his lawsuit bullshit seriously. To the point the admin of the opienanthony website got so scared he shut down his forum. Imagine that, of all the things, people would wind up taking a fat lolcow on the internet screaming about suing over being called names seriously.
In reality Fatso would bankrupt himself with a dog bite lawyer to simply be told by a judge he's a public figure and to deal with it.
Dangernoodle is a fucking retard dude, he made up bullshit that we were giving him death threats on there. When all we were doing was posting about the niggers, jews, some porn. I really miss the morning nigger.
Joe is fucking hittable because he looks like a retard that would fuck up your sandwich at a mainstream sandwich shop even though you pointed to the ingredient you actually wanted. Patrick just looks like he thinks he's actuallly a good person thats better than you and should have his ass whooped just for mentioning the idea of violence towards women.
27 comments
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-27
Nigga mah ribs !
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-08-27
Joe looks like a punk huffing paint outside of a 7-11.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-08-27
That's actually how his parents met.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-27
You thought you owned this website. Bigger people had wilted before you in the past. You'd never faced consequences before. Your victims made national news, and yet you kept trolling on. You really, truly believed you were untouchable. And then you fucked with me. I can shut you down with a keystroke. I haven't, because I sincerely enjoy watching all of you squirm as you fail to recapture what you used to be. But it's growing tedious. You're not delivering.
Dance for me. -- Pat
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
He can't choke to death on a hunk of bratwurst soon enough
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-27
My ribs hurtin
1 GroovyBastard 2019-08-27
He talks like he's some kind of medieval king, sitting on a throne and eating a giant turkey leg.
I had forgotten just how much I hated that fatass queer.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-27
Welcome back, Brotherman
1 GroovyBastard 2019-08-27
Haha You too, man.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-27
If eating giant turkey legs is a key qualifier for being a medieval king, then I'd say Patty is well on his way. Judging by the recent pics, I'd say he's picked up the pace over the past few months.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-27
He is pushing for God Emperor Status - that is a lot of legs.
1 BoomersBeefers 2019-08-27
Anyone else picking up that 'guy who is excited to go into town' vibe?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-27
When did tubby pen that screed?
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-27
https://old.reddit.com/r/LoganLynn/comments/cvgpo1/patrick_just_outed_himself_as_a_clist_author/ey73kkc/
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-27
Fucking unhinged chubster
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
This is really good work
1 ichise7 2019-08-27
theres actually never been a combo as effective and ruthless as pulitzer pat and war hero joe. the dmca dynamic duo. unstoppable, folks.
the dynamic duo wins again! also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-08-27
Ichise with a positively-upvoted comment. These are chaotic times indeed.
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-08-27
His unwavering continuance of the bit is worthy of an upvote.
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-08-27
Thank you for keeping your bit going. Pulitzer Pat actually did win, War Hero Joe is still a faggot.
1 JewishLampshade 2019-08-27
Pat came to the closest to "winning, " people actually took his lawsuit bullshit seriously. To the point the admin of the opienanthony website got so scared he shut down his forum. Imagine that, of all the things, people would wind up taking a fat lolcow on the internet screaming about suing over being called names seriously.
In reality Fatso would bankrupt himself with a dog bite lawyer to simply be told by a judge he's a public figure and to deal with it.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Dangernoodle is a fucking retard dude, he made up bullshit that we were giving him death threats on there. When all we were doing was posting about the niggers, jews, some porn. I really miss the morning nigger.
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1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Fucking yuck, faggot bot!
1 instarembling 2019-08-27
I think that faggot site was taken down because people posted porn over there and the hosting company took it down.
It was a dead stupid site anyway.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Joe is fucking hittable because he looks like a retard that would fuck up your sandwich at a mainstream sandwich shop even though you pointed to the ingredient you actually wanted. Patrick just looks like he thinks he's actuallly a good person thats better than you and should have his ass whooped just for mentioning the idea of violence towards women.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-08-27
I hate the way it shook out where Logan Lynn becomes the primary subs namesake