Just to bring you lost children up to speed on Patrick's latest developments
74 2019-08-27 by TholianWebSpinner
- Patrick paid thousands of dollars to a lawyer to get him his Twitter back, now he's bitching about his lost blue check
- Patrick cried about getting pizzas and taxis sent to his house even though he still eats it.
- Racist Patrick refuses to admit his shitty bike was made in Thailand and not in England.
- Patrick bragged about beating the trolls.
- Patrick refuses to admit his book sales are horrendous.
- Patrick uploaded disgusting topless selfies to his Instagram.
- Patrick failed miserably at his latest sc-ifi cons gaining no new followers.
- Patrick claims he's writing opeds for major newspapers for money even though not a single paper published his garbage for more than 2 years.
- Racist Patrick locks his Instagram every night before he goes to bed because he's scared of new brown Pakistani followers.
- Patrick tried to buy a Nazi toy in Germany and was refused.
- Patrick has quit the half marathon
46 comments
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-27
Has this been confirmed?
1 TholianWebSpinner 2019-08-27
Patrick used to upload his disgusting topless selfies and bloated sweaty face with updates on his training for the marathon every day, not anymore in the last weeks.
He also gained more fat and denies vehemently that he quit when he's been asked about it.
He also knows marathoninvestigation.com is after him.
All of this leads me to the conclusion he quit 100% sure.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-27
Holy shit.
Good enough for me.
1 RowerOfFortune79 2019-08-27
I put him on the radar of marathoninvestigation com due to his bragging about running a 1:50 half marathon. This fatass can’t waddle a 5k in that time but I suspected that he would cut the course and claim “victory over the trolls”, which is sadly common in timed races.
Marathoninvestigation.com is a great resource that scours race photos, split times, and all sorts of resources to identify cheaters. Once Fatty found out that he was a big fat target for that glorious website he immediately slunk away from his claimed times for the half...then, as the other poster said, he stopped with the disgusting, bloated topless selfies.
We won, he lost. However, he didn’t lose weight, just pride in himself and an opportunity to cheat at a road race.
I expect Fattycakes to resurface at some half-marathon out in the boonies with an unconfirmed low time in order to lie to himself and others...but we’ll all know he cheated to get it. These self-aggrandizing typed always use the same playbook.
1 TholianWebSpinner 2019-08-27
He's just a lousy Frank Meza copycat.
1 RowerOfFortune79 2019-08-27
Let’s hope he copies Dr Meza’s downfall
1 TholianWebSpinner 2019-08-27
I believe Mr. Meza was murdered by the Clintons.
1 notasodomite 2019-08-27
God damn, you guys really have been keeping this shithead on his toes. It's great that we've diversified our manpower into stopping even lesser known child predators and serial rapists.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Yeah dude we were having a great fucking time over at opienanthony.com until dangernoodle made bullshit up that we were making death threats. Guy even tried scaring us with fake investigation shit. Shut us down good, a real u/spaceedge.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-08-27
I was wondering about that . Truth be told, I am tired of Joe posts, and the Fat Pat posts were, in my opinion, the shot in the arm that we needed It made me really sad that so many mods folded in front of Fatty McFatfat. It validates his opinion that he is somehow immune from criticism.
1 jockiboi 2019-08-27
Good work
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Holy shit fucking thank you for your service
1 SibHashian13 2019-08-27
Did Pat spend any money on a lawyer to get visitation rights to see his daughter?
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-27
He paid a lawyer to make sure he didn't get any custody. ...allegedly.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-08-27
No he did not. He willingly signed away all rights away so as to keep the "allegations" sealed
1 Tom_Tomlinson 2019-08-27
Cumia esque
1 rykorotez 2019-08-27
Can you imagine growing up knowing that your real father wants nothing to do with you? Imagine what that does to a kid's esteem and self worth. But Fattycakes couldn't give 2 shits about the kid.
For me that's the most glaring example of what an asshole the guy is. Put down the fucking toys and fanfiction and be a father for fucks sakes.
1 EsotericOrderOfBacon 2019-08-27
I think this is one of those occasions where a kid is happy to believe his mom cheated to have him. It has the advantage of also being the truth. If I remember correctly, didn't Pat once say he only penetrated her anallg with painfully large household objects?
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-27
TYFYS
1 fatty-patty- 2019-08-27
He willingly posted pictures of his pendulous man-tits that got covered in sweat during the strenuous workout of pulling his shirt over his fat fucking head. Despite this he still insists that he isn't fat. We can all tell he's fat though because we share the commonality of sight.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-08-27
Easy with the ableism there pal. Last warning.
1 Fishheads4Dinner 2019-08-27
r/StarshipRepo is our hub if the latest influx of faggots brings this place down
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
No! We must take that sub and make it a glowing and cheerful sub about Will Tate's masterworks. Pat stole the name Starship Repo from Will Tate's.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Tate did not deserve that date! We shall bring honor and justice to his life and put respect on his god damn name to spite fatty
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-27
he ate the taxi?
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-27
His appetite is insatiable
1 darryljacoby 2019-08-27
You forgot to mention Susan
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-08-27
Who is Susan and what happened to the pretty, little psycho?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-27
Susan is a sexy 12 year old
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-08-27
The right kind of 12...?
1 darryljacoby 2019-08-27
I'm not being sarcastic. He named his car Susan.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-08-27
Fucking fag. Why not go full faggot and name it Colleen?
1 SwaG-JuGGalO-YoLO69 2019-08-27
Reminder to report all his tweets
1 toe_trigger 2019-08-27
Ain't it fun?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-27
Oh he's back on Twitter? We'll see about that.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
I have reported at least 40 of his insane violence insiteing posts since he's back. I feel I'm fighting the war alone I welcome you to my war fellow patriot.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-27
He would post gym selfies of his bloated face with his usual amount of sweat claiming he had just ran a couple miles but never posted pics of his treadmill readings. If pat had actually ran what he claimed he would post the treadmill numbers since he has an insane ego. Pics or it didn’t happen, child.
1 rdoran93 2019-08-27
i don’t care how much of a “no-name” patrick is. he’s earned a lifetime of harassment regardless. i will not rest until he’s so obese that his house has to be disassembled to remove his corpse. hear that pattycakes? you will eat yourself to death & it will be entirely your own fault. start penning that suicide note now bitch
1 KPIH 2019-08-27
The only good parts of the other subs was no Pat.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
It did feel nice to forget about him.
But if he's still talking shit he can still get hit
1 KPIH 2019-08-27
The only people hes "talking shit to" are the people that got the last 2 subs shutdown.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Get back to googling and cropping cow pics
1 EsotericOrderOfBacon 2019-08-27
I was always fascinated by his relationship with this supposed second wife. As I recall she didn't wear a wedding band and even their pictures together seem uncomfortable. Pictures of 19th Century Quakers revealed more intimacy.
1 Tashter 2019-08-27
Oh dear. This feller seems like he's got some problems, I'd say.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-27
Holy shit where's the evidence he gave up on the marathon?
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-27
Whatever happened to the 300 IP spreadsheet?