Patrick supposedly has a "life-changing" phone call today, yet he's here arguing with us. Pretty pathetic if you think about it.

25  2019-09-15 by CorradoSoprano04

Hi fatty

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You'd think a successful author like himself would have something better to do

Also, Fatty, if you're so famous and successful why is that no one on iamverybadass knew who you were? Did that post give you cognitive dissonance? Having fun writing your next faggotry novel

Who's calling, NAMBLA Wisconsin?

Pranking him with fake tv offers is a solid bit

Thats what they did to that mentally ill Lolcow ‘Dayton Hypernova’. He was talking to a “hollywood producer” for like 2 weeks.

Can't fault the guy for celebrating with his true fans

Hopefully it’s a somber call from his oncologist.

"Are you sitting down, Mr. Tomlinson?"

"Always."

Hopefully the call was confirming that he has untreatable breast cancer