MFW last night's dozen Taco Bell Chalupas gave me the shits and I need to post to my Twitter "horde" about my explosive diarrhea

1  2019-09-23 by PatricksWaterheadBro

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Imagine the jiggle on those titties

He really turned on the jets to finish ahead of that soccer mom

I don't know who that is but i hope they got better. Thoughts and prayers.

I don't know who that is but i hope they got better. Thoughts and prayers.

Pat is putting in a maximum effort to finish in the last 9%

For a guy that “sprained his ankle in a pothole” during the race, he sure is high off the ground and letting a lot of weight land on it. Lying sack of shit.