Patrick S. Tomlinson charged with murder of Celebrity Chef & Comedian Carl Ruiz

40  2019-09-22 by JoeCumiaIsNotAPedo

Rest in Peace, Brotherman.

15 comments

3  TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-09-22

As per Jon Snyder. Pat is actually very easy to beat up. Get in a stance so as to put him in the Razors Edge. Pat will then think you are going to let him suck your dick and advance upon you while rubbing his nipples. Put him in, and perform said Razor’s Edge. Rinse repeat. Preen for audience as needed.

1  kingship75 2019-09-22

How the hell are you supposed to hoist that tub of shit over your head?

1  TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-09-22

Sorry. I should have stated that this requires “Strength of Snyder” to pull off. Us mere mortals will have to resort to other methods unfortunately. 😕

2  pekahface 2019-09-22

Has any one see Ms Chipperson around in a while?

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-22

I really can't believe that it's true.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-22

Guy Fieri posted a message on Twitter. I thought it was bullshit until then. 44 Years old is too young.

1  Skip4play 2019-09-22

Yeah, I wasnt sure what to think unitl he made it official.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-22

https://mobile.twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1175778700475994112?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

1  like_tears_1n_rain 2019-09-22

Yeah, his eating habits were so healthy; I can't see how this happened.

1  Mikekekeke 2019-09-22

You can eat like shit if you eat that garbage at the end of a 48 hour fast. But, I can't imagine Carl #ruizing away a couple thousand calories on a stationary bike doing fasted cardio.

1  Invunche 2019-09-22

Hate crime.

1  [deleted] 2019-09-22

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1  Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-22

Wonder who gets burdened with all his shitty hats

1  YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-22

I wasn't charged with murder, child. Never was.

1  FrightyFright 2019-09-22

He murdered Carl out of revenge for Nikki leaving him for a Cuban man. He needs to be charged with federal hate crime charges.