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38  2019-09-22 by Mintwa

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400 miles a year, eh? Nice conditioning stupid.

Also you cheated

Sex god

Old Testament "begat", Patrick just befat.

"Think of Hooligans.... huff puff .... think of Hooligans.... gasp....."

Nice of him to wear the baggiest hoodie to hide his fat

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You literally see his tits going from side to side when wearing a hoodie...Even the Opester would have been jealous.

"I'll show them, I'll show them all!" Patrick huffed breathlessly, ignoring his detractors as his warrior genes powered him to a bottom 9% finish in his local backwater town fun run.

"I'm a fast horse! Like a mustang!"

Who took this photo?

A hero

Sperg faggot

10 yards from the start line, all ready wincing in pain.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, huffing and puffing and wheezing in time.

Alexa, play chariots of fire

“You’re the best, around! No ones gonna ever keep ya down!”