He works for a living, doesn't sit on his ass drinking away his wife's money at some shitty local dive bar, didn't sign away the rights to his children, and doesn't get all autistic because people talk shit about him.

Meanwhile, all Fatty can do is obsess about Kavanaugh's far superior penis, because deep down in his wretched little soul, he's jealous. Jealous of Kavanaugh's success, his manhood, and that he's a household name while Fatty sinks further and further into obscurity.

You could stand to take a lesson or two from Kavanaugh, Butterball. Abnegate or die fat about it.