When jesus fed the multitudes with a couple fish and leaves of bread, that was a total libtard move. Should've demanded a big sammich comp'd.

And a RED Gatorade

He should have passed out bootstraps and a younger brother with money to everyone in the land.

And left his dying, virgin mother in some hospital in Roman Judea.

He calls himself Jesus Christ as thats what every booking agent yells in anger when Joe trots out on stage and starts slapping guitar like a bongo