What failing looks like

146  2019-09-19 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

42 comments

Why did he try to rub his head? Fag.

Also someone please repost that gif of Joe doing his cow jamming session with the disinterested crowd.

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This is so cringe. Wtf is he DOING? Patting the guys head and acting like its all good.. You made an ass of yourself dude.

You can TOTALLY tell that the other guitarist who made the 'cut throat' sign, was really pointing out how stupid ass Joe could take the spot of BOC's lead guitarist...

Looks like Joe tried to kiss him on the mouth. Must have forgot he'd wandered past the fence of the Big Apple Ranch.

The guy in the back ground “ look at this asshole!”

That hug from Joe is hilarious.

The dude gave him a thumbs up, not even a high five or anything like that, and Joe goes in for a hug.

Then he tries to look in his eyes and rub his head as the guy brushes him off to grab the mic.

Joe is so fucking clueless.

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I just noticed that they all have the same gay goatee.

aka "the Cum Catcher."

This is really what it's all about

"He made that sign to let the other dude know that he's out fuckin out, and I'm fuckin in!"

Usually when people make visual "jokes" like that they'll wait until all the people in on the joke are looking at the joke maker so everyone share in the laugh.

That's not what happened here.

Yeah Joe I heard they want offensive, out of place guitar tone, sloppy as fuck playing and mom dance moves.

OH NO, THERE GOES BROTHER JOE

GO GO YOU NIGGA

I could actually see the guy saying something like that, but it would very clearly have been sarcasm. The message behind it would still be, "this guy is fucking terrible".

So I've never been able to get through this video because it's so cringey. So I'm watching this for the first time...

So Joe tried to say that the one guy doing the throat slash behind his back was him telling the other guitarist "hey, this Joe is alright, let's get him in the band, toot suite!". When in reality it's the guitarist saying "OK, make-a-wish day is over, cut this guy's amp and let's get on with the show."

Upon seeing this, is Joe is goddamn delusional that he portrays those hand motions as a positive thing?! Also that hug is so goddamn uncomfortable. That guy wanted nothing to do with that hug and Joe.

do you think Joe would shoot himself if he ever faced reality?

I think JoeH has developmental or at least mental issues that would prevent him from ever truly facing reality.

AntH most likely has early onset Korsakoff Syndrome and preparing to be Night Anchor Watchman on the U.S.S. Orbani, so he'll never willingly face reality.

He has either lied for so long that the lie is all he knows, or it's the early stages of dementia.

Is this why Ant keeps buying Joe guns?

No, Joe knows the truth. He just thinks HE is very smart and WE are very dumb, so he thinks he can bamboozle us.

If the guy doing the slash on his neck was smiling, Joe's theory would be believable but this guy looks miserable.

Wasn't Joe claiming one of those guys is here on the sub, shitting on him?

Someone had a theory that it's the same guy jamming with him on the Bucks Boogie video...I never heard confirmation but I don't think it's the same roadie guy.

What a HOT DOG, sad.

How embarrassing.

“Cool, now get the fuck off stage”

"Cut him off and get this fucking idiot off the stage."

Look how the singer instinctively pulls away when joe’s head gets too close, either Joe must have atrocious breath, or the singer recognizes him for the homosexual predator he is.

Acts just like bubbles when he played with Rush in one episode

Why did Joe go in for a kiss on the singer?

Subpoena

They want him off the stage so bad

I thought they were friends. Dude wanted nothing to do with Joe touching him.

... Was he going in for a kiss?

The thing is, Joe pretends we try to say he’s a bad musician. The fact of it is, he’s perfectly serviceable as a musician. He just jammed it up in such an embarrassing way that they knew he wasn’t right for their act.

My back is sore and my breasts hang low

Six helpings a day, ham cubes and mayo

My Chinese guitar keeps smacking my gut

My cheap Wal-Mart shorts barely cover my butt

So eat ham cubes, eat ham cubes with whole fatty mayo

Joe's diet tips they most certainly blow

So embarrassing, if Joe had any shame he'd kill himself

how about you just shake his hand like a man rather that look like a chimp going in for an awkward hug stupid

That's no "This guy's gonna replace you! Ha ha ha ha" joke. That's a guy that wants that bonehead off the fuckin stage.

WRONG! This is what WINNING looks like 🖕🏻😎🖕🏻